"A humanoid figure permanently locked in a rigid T-pose, arms perfectly horizontal and back straight with unnatural precision. Their body appears slightly glitched, with subtle pixelation and distortion at the joints. If moved, they instantly snap back into place. Clad in a neutral bodysuit, their expression is eerily calm, exuding absolute god-tier posture. The environment subtly distorts around them, hinting at a reality-breaking anomaly."

- object: PBR Lazy Laser Sock Puller material: Carbon fiber rod, spring-loaded shoe grip, safe-class laser hook shape_form: Foot-mounted laser hook that pulls socks remotely from drawer color_scheme: Matte black with neon red laser accents texture_details: Rubber friction pads, burn mark details, loading indicator light style: PBR environment_use_context: Morning routine humor, accessibility or comedy puzzle game reference_models: [Rick and Morty footwear tech, Borderlands humor gear]

- object: PBR Lazy Laser Sock Puller material: Carbon fiber rod, spring-loaded shoe grip, safe-class laser hook shape_form: Foot-mounted laser hook that pulls socks remotely from drawer color_scheme: Matte black with neon red laser accents texture_details: Rubber friction pads, burn mark details, loading indicator light style: PBR environment_use_context: Morning routine humor, accessibility or comedy puzzle game reference_models: [Rick and Morty footwear tech, Borderlands humor gear]

- object: Cel-Shaded Instant Hair Helmet material: Glossy plastic dome, AI hair projector shape_form: Oversized helmet with dial for hair presets and windproof beam vents color_scheme: Pastel yellow shell, mint green lights, chrome vents texture_details: Wig-shaped light effects, floating UI arrows, cartoon poof lines style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Futuristic vanity, salon sim, or disguise tool reference_models: [Looney Tunes gadgets, Splatoon hair booths]

- object: Cel-Shaded Turbo Toothpaste Cannon material: Plastic tube casing, pump lever, ammo cartridge socket shape_form: Giant toothpaste blaster for dual brushing and defense color_scheme: White, blue, neon lime cartridge strip texture_details: “FWOOSH!” comic text, toon shine arrows, mint fog style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Futuristic bathroom comedy scene reference_models: [Hi-Fi Rush props, Mario & Luigi gear]

- object: Cel-Shaded Turbo Toothpaste Cannon material: Plastic tube casing, pump lever, ammo cartridge socket shape_form: Giant toothpaste blaster for dual brushing and defense color_scheme: White, blue, neon lime cartridge strip texture_details: “FWOOSH!” comic text, toon shine arrows, mint fog style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Futuristic bathroom comedy scene reference_models: [Hi-Fi Rush props, Mario & Luigi gear]

- object: Cel-Shaded Turbo Toothpaste Cannon material: Plastic tube casing, pump lever, ammo cartridge socket shape_form: Giant toothpaste blaster for dual brushing and defense color_scheme: White, blue, neon lime cartridge strip texture_details: “FWOOSH!” comic text, toon shine arrows, mint fog style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Futuristic bathroom comedy scene reference_models: [Hi-Fi Rush props, Mario & Luigi gear]

- object: Cel-Shaded Cactus Planter material: Painted ceramic, cartoon dirt, toon-style plant shape_form: Round pot with chibi cactus and flower color_scheme: Light terracotta, pastel green, pink blossom texture_details: Outline ink shadows, uniform color blocks style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Toon desert setting or cozy farming sim reference_models: [Animal Crossing decor, Slime Rancher style]

- object: Cel-Shaded Cactus Planter material: Painted ceramic, cartoon dirt, toon-style plant shape_form: Round pot with chibi cactus and flower color_scheme: Light terracotta, pastel green, pink blossom texture_details: Outline ink shadows, uniform color blocks style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Toon desert setting or cozy farming sim reference_models: [Animal Crossing decor, Slime Rancher style]