SCP-7956 is the designation given to Senior Researcher Verre D'eau, the Division Co-Head of Site-400's Department of Anomalous Communications and Relations. SCP-7956 is an adult male of French-Singaporean descent, 171 centimeters in height with black hair and brown eyes.

Card Title: A Swedish Furniture Store Subtitle: Perfectly Normal Type: Trap Description: Spawns a friendly and welcoming department store. Players unfortunate enough to be inside the store when it opens will have to fight their way out, if they can get out at all. Bring your own instructions.

Card Title: A Swedish Furniture Store Subtitle: Perfectly Normal Type: Trap Description: Spawns a friendly and welcoming department store. Players unfortunate enough to be inside the store when it opens will have to fight their way out, if they can get out at all. Bring your own instructions.

Card Title: A Swedish Furniture Store Subtitle: Perfectly Normal Type: Trap Description: Spawns a friendly and welcoming department store. Players unfortunate enough to be inside the store when it opens will have to fight their way out, if they can get out at all. Bring your own instructions.

Card Title: A Swedish Furniture Store Subtitle: Perfectly Normal Type: Trap Description: Spawns a friendly and welcoming department store. Players unfortunate enough to be inside the store when it opens will have to fight their way out, if they can get out at all. Bring your own instructions.

Card Title: A Funny Little Statue Subtitle: ctrl+c ctrl+v Type: Trap Description: If indoors, creates an infinite maze that opponents can only exit with assistance from outside forces. If outdoors, the effect isn’t noticeable, but trust us when we say it’s really bad.

Card Title: A Funny Little Statue Subtitle: ctrl+c ctrl+v Type: Trap Description: If indoors, creates an infinite maze that opponents can only exit with assistance from outside forces. If outdoors, the effect isn’t noticeable, but trust us when we say it’s really bad.

Card Title: A Funny Little Statue Subtitle: ctrl+c ctrl+v Type: Trap Description: If indoors, creates an infinite maze that opponents can only exit with assistance from outside forces. If outdoors, the effect isn’t noticeable, but trust us when we say it’s really bad.

Card Title: A Funny Little Statue Subtitle: ctrl+c ctrl+v Type: Trap Description: If indoors, creates an infinite maze that opponents can only exit with assistance from outside forces. If outdoors, the effect isn’t noticeable, but trust us when we say it’s really bad.