"A colossal, oakwood hammer with runed iron bands securing its structure. The head is shaped like a massive drinking tankard, complete with a frothing, golden ale-like glow spilling over the rim. The handle is wrapped in braided bear-hide leather, reinforced with heavy brass studs. A small, silver drinking horn is attached to the pommel with a wrought-iron chain.", #ChronoForgeWeapon#

- object: PBR Lazy Laser Sock Puller material: Carbon fiber rod, spring-loaded shoe grip, safe-class laser hook shape_form: Foot-mounted laser hook that pulls socks remotely from drawer color_scheme: Matte black with neon red laser accents texture_details: Rubber friction pads, burn mark details, loading indicator light style: PBR environment_use_context: Morning routine humor, accessibility or comedy puzzle game reference_models: [Rick and Morty footwear tech, Borderlands humor gear]

- object: PBR Lazy Laser Sock Puller material: Carbon fiber rod, spring-loaded shoe grip, safe-class laser hook shape_form: Foot-mounted laser hook that pulls socks remotely from drawer color_scheme: Matte black with neon red laser accents texture_details: Rubber friction pads, burn mark details, loading indicator light style: PBR environment_use_context: Morning routine humor, accessibility or comedy puzzle game reference_models: [Rick and Morty footwear tech, Borderlands humor gear]

- object: Cel-Shaded Instant Hair Helmet material: Glossy plastic dome, AI hair projector shape_form: Oversized helmet with dial for hair presets and windproof beam vents color_scheme: Pastel yellow shell, mint green lights, chrome vents texture_details: Wig-shaped light effects, floating UI arrows, cartoon poof lines style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Futuristic vanity, salon sim, or disguise tool reference_models: [Looney Tunes gadgets, Splatoon hair booths]

- object: Cel-Shaded Turbo Toothpaste Cannon material: Plastic tube casing, pump lever, ammo cartridge socket shape_form: Giant toothpaste blaster for dual brushing and defense color_scheme: White, blue, neon lime cartridge strip texture_details: “FWOOSH!” comic text, toon shine arrows, mint fog style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Futuristic bathroom comedy scene reference_models: [Hi-Fi Rush props, Mario & Luigi gear]

- object: Cel-Shaded Turbo Toothpaste Cannon material: Plastic tube casing, pump lever, ammo cartridge socket shape_form: Giant toothpaste blaster for dual brushing and defense color_scheme: White, blue, neon lime cartridge strip texture_details: “FWOOSH!” comic text, toon shine arrows, mint fog style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Futuristic bathroom comedy scene reference_models: [Hi-Fi Rush props, Mario & Luigi gear]

- object: Cel-Shaded Turbo Toothpaste Cannon material: Plastic tube casing, pump lever, ammo cartridge socket shape_form: Giant toothpaste blaster for dual brushing and defense color_scheme: White, blue, neon lime cartridge strip texture_details: “FWOOSH!” comic text, toon shine arrows, mint fog style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Futuristic bathroom comedy scene reference_models: [Hi-Fi Rush props, Mario & Luigi gear]

- object: Cel-Shaded Cactus Planter material: Painted ceramic, cartoon dirt, toon-style plant shape_form: Round pot with chibi cactus and flower color_scheme: Light terracotta, pastel green, pink blossom texture_details: Outline ink shadows, uniform color blocks style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Toon desert setting or cozy farming sim reference_models: [Animal Crossing decor, Slime Rancher style]

- object: Cel-Shaded Cactus Planter material: Painted ceramic, cartoon dirt, toon-style plant shape_form: Round pot with chibi cactus and flower color_scheme: Light terracotta, pastel green, pink blossom texture_details: Outline ink shadows, uniform color blocks style: Cel-Shaded environment_use_context: Toon desert setting or cozy farming sim reference_models: [Animal Crossing decor, Slime Rancher style]