Card Title: Island Turtle Subtitle: Lazy Archipelago Type: Land Description: If you are at sea, this card spawns an Island Turtle to ferry you around. If you’re not, the turtle spawns anyway, and dies from dehydration.

Card Title: A Swedish Furniture Store Subtitle: Perfectly Normal Type: Trap Description: Spawns a friendly and welcoming department store. Players unfortunate enough to be inside the store when it opens will have to fight their way out, if they can get out at all. Bring your own instructions.

Card Title: A Swedish Furniture Store Subtitle: Perfectly Normal Type: Trap Description: Spawns a friendly and welcoming department store. Players unfortunate enough to be inside the store when it opens will have to fight their way out, if they can get out at all. Bring your own instructions.

Card Title: A Swedish Furniture Store Subtitle: Perfectly Normal Type: Trap Description: Spawns a friendly and welcoming department store. Players unfortunate enough to be inside the store when it opens will have to fight their way out, if they can get out at all. Bring your own instructions.

Card Title: A Swedish Furniture Store Subtitle: Perfectly Normal Type: Trap Description: Spawns a friendly and welcoming department store. Players unfortunate enough to be inside the store when it opens will have to fight their way out, if they can get out at all. Bring your own instructions.

Card Title: A Funny Little Statue Subtitle: ctrl+c ctrl+v Type: Trap Description: If indoors, creates an infinite maze that opponents can only exit with assistance from outside forces. If outdoors, the effect isn’t noticeable, but trust us when we say it’s really bad.

Card Title: A Funny Little Statue Subtitle: ctrl+c ctrl+v Type: Trap Description: If indoors, creates an infinite maze that opponents can only exit with assistance from outside forces. If outdoors, the effect isn’t noticeable, but trust us when we say it’s really bad.

Card Title: A Funny Little Statue Subtitle: ctrl+c ctrl+v Type: Trap Description: If indoors, creates an infinite maze that opponents can only exit with assistance from outside forces. If outdoors, the effect isn’t noticeable, but trust us when we say it’s really bad.

Card Title: A Funny Little Statue Subtitle: ctrl+c ctrl+v Type: Trap Description: If indoors, creates an infinite maze that opponents can only exit with assistance from outside forces. If outdoors, the effect isn’t noticeable, but trust us when we say it’s really bad.